[RBS] Open House Lachish: Buy this apartment! Now!

[Miriam Druyan]

Great apartment on Lachish just came on the market! OPEN HOUSE this Friday!

4 and 1/2 rooms - wow! That means you have room for a couple, their
girls, their boys, their guests, and half a room for the shvigger. Or
the cat. Or both (meow!).

(Seriously, the 1/2 room is big enough for a bed and desk. Perfect for
that sullen teenager who needs to escape it all!)

Attractive kitchen with breakfast area. Only one flight up in a small
secure building. Central (cold) air conditioning, master bedroom with
bathroom, machsan, the best street in Ramat Beit Shemesh (true
story!). And get this: the walls aren't plain whitewash white! Impress
your friends with actual COLORS on your walls!

And the price: under 26 million Japanese Yen! A BARGAIN! However,
special offer, now just 1.29 million NIS. That's a savings of 25
million, depending on how you look at it. Um, nevermind about the Yen,
but whatever, it's still a metzia. Mamish.

Interested? Of course you are.

How to see it:
- Call Baruch Dovid Greenman, realtor: 054-562-5887
or
- Call the Tritel family, really nice people selling it: 02-999-7735
(tell them I sent you and get a free cookie when you come see it!
While supplies last!)

Don't call me. Cause I don't have the keys. I mean, they trust me and
all that, but don't get freaked out that if you move in I'll come in
unannounced. I'll TOTALLY knock first.

BONUS: If you attend the Open House this Friday and place an offer
within one week, it's buyer-commission free! Plus a distinct chance of
MORE cookies! Open house is Friday, 9 AM to noon, Lachish 7.