[RBS] Open House Lachish: Buy this apartment! Now!

[Miriam Druyan]

Oops! I meant Lachish FIVE, not seven!

Apologies! Good thing it's not Friday yet!

#TooLateAtNight
On Aug 14, 2012 1:59 AM, "Miriam Druyan" <miriam.druyan at gmail.com> wrote:

> Great apartment on Lachish just came on the market! OPEN HOUSE this Friday!
>
> 4 and 1/2 rooms - wow! That means you have room for a couple, their
> girls, their boys, their guests, and half a room for the shvigger. Or
> the cat. Or both (meow!).
>
> (Seriously, the 1/2 room is big enough for a bed and desk. Perfect for
> that sullen teenager who needs to escape it all!)
>
> Attractive kitchen with breakfast area. Only one flight up in a small
> secure building. Central (cold) air conditioning, master bedroom with
> bathroom, machsan, the best street in Ramat Beit Shemesh (true
> story!). And get this: the walls aren't plain whitewash white! Impress
> your friends with actual COLORS on your walls!
>
> And the price: under 26 million Japanese Yen! A BARGAIN! However,
> special offer, now just 1.29 million NIS. That's a savings of 25
> million, depending on how you look at it. Um, nevermind about the Yen,
> but whatever, it's still a metzia. Mamish.
>
> Interested? Of course you are.
>
> How to see it:
> - Call Baruch Dovid Greenman, realtor: 054-562-5887
> or
> - Call the Tritel family, really nice people selling it: 02-999-7735
> (tell them I sent you and get a free cookie when you come see it!
> While supplies last!)
>
> Don't call me. Cause I don't have the keys. I mean, they trust me and
> all that, but don't get freaked out that if you move in I'll come in
> unannounced. I'll TOTALLY knock first.
>
> BONUS: If you attend the Open House this Friday and place an offer
> within one week, it's buyer-commission free! Plus a distinct chance of
> MORE cookies! Open house is Friday, 9 AM to noon, Lachish 7.
>
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